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  • The Joy of Growing Your Own Food: A Gardener’s Journey

    Nothing makes you feel more productive or adequate than growing your own food. Tasting the fruits of your labors. The happiness of successfully growing a plant til harvest is indescribable. When it doesn’t work, it’s heartbreaking. Your plants become riddled with infestations of killer bugs or plagues. Or you have just made a stupid mistake.…

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    April 26, 2025
    Uncategorized
    dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1922, gardening, growing food, Home grown food, self sufficiency, should I garden?
  • What is your biggest plant mistake?

    What is your biggest plant mistake?

    Let’s start a conversation about plants.

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    April 25, 2025
    Daily Thoughts
    dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1920, gardening, growing plants, plant conversations, plant mistakes, plant stories
  • The Truth About Real Wasabi: A Caretaker’s Journey

    The Truth About Real Wasabi: A Caretaker’s Journey

    Fake wasabi dominates restaurants; real wasabi is rare and tricky to grow. Author shares personal failures in cultivating wasabi plants.

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    April 25, 2025
    Daily Thoughts, Wasabi
    bad gardening, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1919, funny story, gardening, growing wasabi, over watering plants, real wasabi, Wasabi, wasabi plants
  • The watermelon experiment!

    I really wanted to try planting bush baby watermelons a couple years back…. So i directly sowed some into our awful back yard dirt. Nothing grows in it, it’s compacted clay, and the sprouts have a hard time coming through. If by chance they make it up, they’re small shriveled and usually die. I’ve been…

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    April 25, 2025
    Watermelon
    bush baby watermelon, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1918, garden, gardening, grow bags, planting watermelons in grow bags, plants, seeds, vegetables, watermelons
  • Do not water plants after frost!!

    Dear Caretakers, First off let me tell you I don’t fully have a grasp on chill hours and if you’d like to correct me, I look forward to reading the comments. I wanted to grow artichokes this year but the problem was that artichokes need so many chill hours/ frost time to germinate and blossom.…

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    April 24, 2025
    Basic Plant Wisdom, Uncategorized
    artichoke plants, chill hours, do not water after frost, frost damage, frost hours, gardening, plants
  • Bubble Pollination!

    Bubble Pollination!

    Dear Caretakers, Sometimes plants need a little help. Sometimes you simply can’t have two varieties of apple trees in your yard. Sometimes you have too many blossoms and the bees are in short supply! Japanese researchers have found the funniest possible solution…. Bubbles! Honestly it seems straightforward enough… you collect pollen with a paint brush…

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    April 23, 2025
    Pollination
    Bubble Pollination, Fun Gardening Activity, Kids Gardening, Plant Science, Pollinating Plants, Pollination, Science Experiment
  • Do Seeds Expire? Understanding Seed Longevity

    Do Seeds Expire? Understanding Seed Longevity

    Seeds are alive! Yep! They’re just dormant. Inside is a little embryo waiting for the conditions to be just right to grow and emerge. This embryo can die in a few ways… moister will cause it to rot! Heat can cause it to dry up. The longer you wait to plant, the likelihood of mortality…

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    April 23, 2025
    Basic Plant Wisdom
    why do seeds expire?
  • Understanding Pollination: Key to Plant Reproduction

    Understanding Pollination: Key to Plant Reproduction

    Pollination is a critical component of a plants reproduction cycle. Whereas runners, rooting trimmings and cuttings, separating clumps, bulbs and tubers are a way to reproduce a clone or grow the exact same plant…. Pollination rather is the act of two plants coming together to create seeds that will grow into a completely different plant.…

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    April 22, 2025
    Basic Plant Wisdom, Pollination
    bees, cycle, flowers, fruits, gardening, plant breeding, plant cycle, Pollination, reproductive cycle of plants, vegetables
  • Signs Your Plant is Overwatered or Underwatered

    Signs Your Plant is Overwatered or Underwatered

    Plants have diverse water needs, contrary to the simplistic belief taught in kindergarten. Overwatering can lead to waterlogged soil and mushy stems, while underwatering results in dry, crunchy leaves. It’s essential to check soil moisture and adjust watering accordingly for each plant’s unique requirements to ensure their health.

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    April 17, 2025
    Basic Plant Wisdom
    I forgot to water my plant, over watering plants, plant care, save over watered plant, under watering plants, watering plants

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